Tastes delicious with bits of styrofoam mixed in

Seriously? I put bowling balls into mine, you amateur! It's way more crunchy.

NAH NAH BONES ARE WAYYY MORE CRUNCHY!

Bowling balls are more crunchy! I know what bones taste like! I would know!

I BET YOUVE NEVER HAD NAILS FRESH FROM THE HAMMER

Yes I have!

Here's a free box! Clorox milk with it?

Or hefty garbage bag bits?

You choose. I'm good with both. I'm going to go put a tomato in my fruit salad now.

*poisons the tomato*

*takes out another tomato*

*bleaches them all*

I'm going to tell you that I call eleven onety one.

bruh

No I'm not. I'm not doing it.

fine... you're missing out tho

*dumps salad on you*

ye

I'm not doing it.

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*starts talking a mile a minute*

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Wait, so I have to eat it?

wot *sprinkles extra gun powder in it*

*stares at you* I'm not eating the remains of my kind thanks.

nah

Holy-*fruit salad explodes* ew.

*sad*

Dude, you better get out. Last time I tried to make a fruit salad it exploded.

fine *sprinkles soap in it and walccs away*

*annoyed look* stop. *gets out another tomato*

*dodges*

seriously, can I just eat fruit salad without interruptions? *takes out another tomato*

oooo

*throws chainsaw at you*

ooo

honestly, I'm just going to tell you that I chainsaw people.*holds up chainsaw*

wot

I put on one of my socks then put on my shoe then repeat.

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*starts talking slowly again* wow! Finally someone that can understand me talking so fast! *starts talking a mile a minute again*

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