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2 ups, 4y,
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The question how do you even do that? The squirrel in question was a decorative squirrel made of ceramic. When in shards you can use them to stab somebody, I suppose...

Now the reason why is even more ridiculous. The wife send her husband out for beer, however the stores were closed due to Christmas (doh!), so the husband came home without beer. The wife clearly did not accept this valid reason, and she became outraged, and wacked him with the squirrel first and eventually stabbed him. She later stated to the cops her husband merely slipped and fell onto that squirrel, but as she could not explain why her hands and clothes were covered with blood, she's now in jail...

At least... According to this source: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/enraged-wife-stabs-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel-because-he-didn-t-buy-beer-9030644.html
2 ups, 4y
Supplement: The woman is NOT from Florida, but from South-Carolina...
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
BECAUSE HE DIDNT BUY BEER?!?! CERAMIC SQUIRREL?!?!?!STILL A BRUH MOMENT TO ME
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Although the article didn't state it clearly, I got the feeling the woman had an alcohol addiction.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Yeah, looks like it
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
A former girl-friend of mine was addicted (three guesses why she's no longer my girl-friend), and when I think about her behavior, the article makes perfect sense... Addictions are not something to be thought of lightly.
0 ups, 4y
Yep.
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1 up, 4y,
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Alabama
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0 ups, 4y,
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you mean florida
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0 ups, 4y,
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No, alabama
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
alabama is known for incest

florida is known for completely random crimes
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Nah, it's actually south Carolina
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0 ups, 4y,
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Florida/South Carolina
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0 ups, 4y
Alabama
1 up, 4y
1 up, 4y
They used the claws or teeth
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Florida or Germany
0 ups, 4y
Neither... It was South-Carolina... I guess close enough
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1 up, 4y
Not the whole of america, just Florida
xD
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1 up, 4y
flooooooridaaaaaa
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1 up, 4y
AMERICANS XD
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1 up, 4y
FOR FLORIDAAA
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1 up, 4y
‘MURICA, F**K YEAH!
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1 up, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y
I looked it up... It was actually South-Carolina.... Close to Florida, I guess...
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1 up, 4y
duh
0 ups, 4y,
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Yea screw metric system
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
what has this incident have to do with a (better) measuring system?
1 up, 4y
Merica
0 ups, 4y
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0 ups, 4y,
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FlOriDa (wo)mAn
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Do Florida women come from South-Carolina?
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
They do now
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Ah.... Okay, it goes against my geographical logic, but if you say so...
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0 ups, 4y
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