Good news. I arrived at the fish market. Bad news. This isn't how I wanted to arrive.

...
do I need to pay for something...?

Um, can I get a drink at least? I'm thirsty.

sure
Heres lemonade

(I have to go now, ciao)

*drinks some of the lemonade and dumps some on the police*
(bye)

*sits down* well I'll just sit here until I get one then.
(I'm stubborn)

*starts to suntan as sirens wail in the distance*
You do know you can go to jail for it right?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to go home.......*rushes off before you can say anything*

Oh hi officer. Yeah that car fire is the result of a penguin. He ran off in that direction
*points to where you ran*

(are you assuming my gender?)
*locks house door* oafklafjljfbldkjajhjksj that was a bit crazy.

Sorry that was an accident.
*turns back to the officers*
Heres a spare key. Good luck

*pulls out portal gun and zaps the floor behind the front door and zaps the wall of the nearest tall building* That'll do the trick.

Artic, can you come here a sec. I need to talk to you

what?

Come into this car for a second.
*when ur back is turned the police snap hand cuffs on your flippers*
Take her away men.
Dont. worry, you'll be fine as long as you listen. Or when you finished your 2 weeks of working at the fish mart

Well, can I bring my *names everything I have in pockets*

No.
Bring urself. And make sure ur outfit is ok for gutting fish. No sense ruining a nice tuxedo

Wait. GUT FISH?!

How do you think it happens? Magic??

This will be a learning experience for you.

This won't teach me how to drive!

Ur not learning to drive yet. First of all, you aren't 16. Second of all, you smashed your car and didnt even realize ur sister was in the car. So no. Ur not gonna learn to drive for a long time

Wait. Wah? My sis was in the car?

She had to jump out onto the road!

Well................

Ok... How much damage... And no, you are not getting a new car.

A hole. That's all the damage. Also I don't need a new car. I've got bikes.

So how much money?
Yes. And you are going to be staying on bikes for a loooonnnngggg time XD

I can do twice the amount of damage with a bike you know. And ask the manager how much money. You expect them to tell me?

Then get me the manager. And btw you will be paying. By working at the fish shop. And not eating while you work. Got that?

I got money you know? And I'll go get the manager. *gets the manager*

I know you have money but that isnt the point. You need to know there are consequences.

Okay. Am I allowed to bring my bikes?

No

And by a bike I mean an actual bicycle. Not a motorcycle.

I don't have a motorcycle.

Oh yeah I forgot. Screw my memory.

Yeesh. You have a worse memory than me. Scratch that, when did I adopt bunny?

I don't know. At least no one is hurt. *totally ignores the fact that the car started a fire*

*sighs in exasperation*
What am I gonna do with you...
Ok go to work now. Momma needs to watch a movie. XD

*turns around* Uhhhhhhhhh guess the car started a fire, heh.

Not my problem. Put it out. Now.

*throws fridge at it*

*watches movie as. the car explodes*

Do you have a fire extinguisher?

*sitting on a lounge chair sipping ice tea*
Nope.

Um, wait a moment. *searches up on google how to put out fires*

this is straight amazingness...im so sad i missed it 😣😭😖

Are you serious?

what???!!!???

You wanna get arrested?

eehh

ohok

yarp