“MY CLIENT IS AN HONOR STUDENT, NICE GUY, GOT INTO A SCRAP WITH ANOTHER GUY AT A FRATERNITY PARTY, BOTH WERE PRETTY LOADED. NO RECORD, NOT EVEN IN JUVIE. HE’S BEEN IN SINCE LAST NIGHT. HOW ’BOUT TIME SERVED, PROBATION, AND COMPLETION OF AN ANGER MANAGEMENT COURSE AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE COUNSELING?”