Third World Success Kid

Ima need some ID

I don't have I'd *runs*

ARRREST HIM *chases with uno gauntlet*

*pulls out big chungus* SAVE US CHUNGO

*fires power card at chungus*

*chungus is invincible*

*uses space card to transport big chungus to the north pole*

*big chungus runs back quickly*

No u

I'll adopt you but I'll pass on the drugs and stuff.

I'm already adopted sry

Oh. Who adopted you?

Nico

Oh she seams to be good.

Now I 20% have a moikey

Cool.

*notices it says 69* *unsettled*

*me over here not being adopted* *sad*

*sad noises*

No! *Makes your powers go away and heals you and makes you immortal*

(Dude it's literally impossible to take away my powers)
*makes self mortal again, and stabs self repetitively*

*makes both of us immortal*

Stop. *makes self mortal again* *starts stabbing self again*

Please stop! *Cries*

*looks at you and stops temporarily*

Wait, *takes knife* *Chuck's it and it hits someone* SORRY

*literally just teleports the knife back into my hand*

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Can you let me die please *stabs self again, harder this time*

*poops on sidewalk*

No! You are my friend I don't want u to die

*sadness intensifies*

*very sad noises*

*grabs Mossberg pump action shotgun and aims to head*

Bruh no *grabs it from you and throws it onto the ground*

*cries and picks it up$

You know what *grabs a knife from pocket and puts it up to my neck*

No no no! *Yeets knife into own neck*

No. *heals you, grabs the knife and stabs self with it*

*makes you unable to die and blasts brains out with shotgun*

F**k. *makes self able to die again* *stabs self again*

Lol

I'll adopt you, i need some drugs anyways

Good

"Now that's a deal that seems worth taking"
~A guy from greatest showman

69 you say-

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Age.

11

Nope to young. Sorry😬

Ooof

Jk jk jk jk. Dont take that seriously