WHEN SATIRE MEETS TRUTH! KAMALA HARRIS EXPRESSED HOW DEEPLY HUMBLED SHE WAS TO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FOR VP BASED SOLELY ON HER RACE AND HER GENDER. "MY WOMAN-NESS AND MY BLACK-NESS ARE BY FAR MY TWO BEST QUALITIES," SAID HARRIS. SCIENTISTS HOPE THIS MAY USHER IN A MORE PROGRESSIVE ERA WHERE EVERY LEADER IS CHOSEN BASED ON IMMUTABLE PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS RATHER THAN OUTDATED CONCEPTS SUCH AS CHARACTER AND COMPETENCE.