Bernie I Am Once Again Asking For Your Support

I saw your tagline. Want an imgflip girlfriend?
All you gotta do is write your preferences.

Im president Puppy
I thought that was obvious.

i would like the famous bat soup

Sold out.
What else

unfamous bat soup

We have unfamous rat soup
(Merlin reference, only the educated understand, dw, im making fun of all of imgflip with this)

i hate anime

Ok. Its prob best not to mention that to anyone else. Alot of flippers love it. I dont watch it tho

did you follow me?

Nope. Sorry

ok

Random,but okay.

not random i have my best thoughts when i eat water

Ah yes eating water my favorite thing to do

yes

did you follow me?

Can I ruin the show for you in one sentence?

Ive already watched it. 3 1/2 times XD
But we may want to delete these comments so we can make all of imgflip watch it too

Mhm.
Okay,well you know how Arthur was hopelessly ensnared and in love with Morgana?
She is his half sister, Idk if you know or not.

Yeah.
He wasn't in love with her btw, it was more like a brotherly love and also Uther was always so awkward when he saw them flirting XD

It was definitely Colin Morgan's best shows.
I didn't really like him in Spirited.

For sure. I have no clue what that is XD
He also guest starred on Doctor Who

Ever Seen Spirited?

no

Then sorry, try the restaurant down the street

no

Ok...
Sorry then

whats shipping

When two users are basically bf and gf and act that way as a role-play. Its fun, you can get married, adopt, etc.

i dont like role play

Ok then.
Its less of role-play, and just having fun. But you can do what you want.

it messes up my brain

Yeah I get that. But technically all this is role-play, cuz im DEF not the president irl.

no

its not roleplay

Ok. Well you can do what you want. You asked what it is, and I explained. You may do with that information as you wish

your mean

She is not!
She is the doctor who loving heart and soul of imgflip!

Sometimes...
Sorry!
How can I make it up to you?

bat soup

But, I dont have bat soup!
Can I interest you in a blood milkshake?

Wait, the one with Colin Cloud :D?

ok

are you a girl

Yes.why?

idk i tried eating water

YOU MEAN COLIN MORGAN?????
Yes

YES!!!!
BOI MY HEART WHEN MORGANA BECAME EVIL THO.

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tricked my cousin who just started watching it that she was amazing. Cant wait to see her reaction when she turns XD

Lol wrong one......
YES.

I LOVE IT( sorry about the name mix up)!
I WATCHED IT AN HOUR AGO!

REALLY?????
DID YOU WATCH THE WHOLE SHOW??????

sure

So now you want to be shipped?

sure

Ok. So write your preferances down. Like the age ur looking for, your age (imgflip or irl) if ur a guy or girl, ur sexuality, and anything that might narrow down the search

the famous bat soup

YoU cAnT dAtE tHe FaMoUs BaT sOuP!

noooo

why

Hmmm...
Let me analyze that.
So you want a four year old, since there are four words. You are 16 tho cuz of the number of letters. Ur a guy cuz guys actually would go for the famous bat soup, at least I think... And since you didnt use capital letters you dont care so your Bi. Am I right ? XD

im not a pedophile im 13 im straight

oof. So close. XD
I totally made all that up btw.
So HA! Now I know that ur a guy who's 13 and straight, so ur looking for a girl who is 11-14

BaTsoUp

Thats a yes.

fine

its ok

your mean

Sorry...

no

She's WAY out of your league.

but i want famous bat soup

13 and straight.and?

A guy. So he's cool with us shipping him

Who you have in mind to ship him with?

No clue. I just needed his preferences to look. I pass the baton to you now! XD

._•

Good luck!
I gtg now . Ciao!
(im hungry)

im mean i have constructed a nebelwerfer