Guilty Walrus

Hell yeah, awesome comment meme!

That sammich did have to be terrible. It was a gas station sammich, so the mayo probably tasted like asshole and the turkey was processed in Turkey, then rerouted to China to have chemicals injected to make it shelf stable for over 5000 years, and then it was sent to the U.S. with love and COVID-19, on a 30 day intermodal transit, not in a reefer container so it spoiled multiple times and in many different ways and fashions. Then, that dude ate it and said, "something seems kinda off with this sammich, but it's a sammich nonetheless so I am bound by duty and honor of a thousand kings to finish this thing no matter how sick or dead I get from it.

And your comment reply is equally epic and on point...shelf stable for 5000 years, yeah that cracked me up! Lol :)

That template is from the movie “Pineapple Express”

Didnt know that, thanks!

It’s a really good movie. You should watch it!

Well lucky for me I love kush!

Oops...yes, kush is a nice strain.

Ohh no it’s retarded

What's retarded?

Nvm

Yes, kush is a nice strain.

Just don't tell them lol

If I ever did such a thing it would be better if I didn’t tell you about it.

I talked to a therapist and cried hugging my mom on my bed.

I kill 53 people with a fork

Dude that is fax! A country without borders is not a country at all.

Yes, you are correct. Trump 2020!

Hell yah brother!

I'm crossing all my fingers and legs and arms and dicks!

Wot?

Crossing your fingers is a superstition whereby the finger crosser believes that by crossing their fingers they are increasing the likelihood of some event/outcome that they desire. In this instance, Trump winning again in 2020. Some people take it to another level when they say they're gonna cross their legs, too. I take it to the highest level ever when I cross my dicks. Yes, I have 7 dicks.

Ok I was confused by the dick part but I see how you can do that now

Glad to hear that, and you're welcome. Cheers!

Cheers mate

LOL, you're a good person! I really like you, like, a lot.

That’s the nicest thing someone has said to me! Thank you! :D

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Suffer. The feeling goes away after a few days. (If gone had ever played magical diaries horse hall talk to me)

* gone meaning anyone, stupid autocorrect.

I've said one or two things I regret very much...but I will not divulge any more information because they were embarrassing mistakes that I keep to myself for a reason.

I ate a kit kat bar the wrong way in front of a crowd before.

Watch a movie or play video games