I once thought I was being followed. So I turned off of my route. They turned with me. Took another turn - so did they. Freaking out, I pulled into a drive through, nearly sweating bullets - I see in my rear view they did too. I paid and tried to leave - but a traffic light blocked my escape. I went back the way I came - surely it was coincidence and I was worrying for nothing. But they turned back in the same direction as me. I sped up and took a side road - still they pursued me!! My luck ran out when I turned into an unknown area and came to a culdesac. They were on me before I could think - no escape. They turned their car sideways in the road and I was blocked in.
"Sir! One of us has to accompany you and you forgot to sign the agreement for a test drive."
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