Trump & Pence 2020

I wouldve liked the meme without the bottom part

You do realize, don't you, that if Texas swings blue, it is just over. Donald Trump becomes an awkward footnote in history from there on.

Well hopefully they do

There's going to be a day in our lifetime when they are a blue state. They've been heading that way for quite some time now. Whether or not that day will be November 3rd this year is much less certain, but, the fact that it's too close to call now is very new.

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Oh, absolutely. Trump was supposed to have fixed that by now - that was the entire point; of course, that's one of those things they can't actually say out loud.

I suspect by the end of October they will just be twitching in a corner, wearing nothing but the the flag and spasmodically choking on garbled insults whilst clutching an image of Trump to their breast.

By the end of October? I thought that's what they've been doing for 5 years.

Hah! Indeed. I was just imagining it reaching a crescendo, maybe set to Beethoven's 9th...

I vote for the Surprise Symphony. Just, end the piece on a total anticlimax and leave them wondering what they spent their life on.

They can wake up wrapped in a Confederate flag soaked with their own vomit, the imprint of their gun on the side of their face; a vague feeling that they'd been fighting someone or something, there might have been rainbows?

It's all a bit hazy. There had definitely been some kind of enemy though, they were sure of it.

Oh well, best just to get cleaned up, find somewhere to store all these weapons, cans of food and toilet rolls and never speak of the whole business ever again.

Is that so much to ask?

Personally, I don't think so.

If Texas turns blue you better start learning how to speak Chinese