Chat anyone?

Sup?

howdy :D

How are you?

supalonely, you?

Same. :/

*cries in scrub*

*cries in meme*

ME ME ME

sure. what do you want to talk about?

Um... The weather sure is nice today

wherever you are.

it nice here too i guess

R*

good, u?

Terrible, thanks for asking

y

Because reasons *cries in train*

*mad in scrub because u took my "cries in scrub" joke and used train instead*

HEHEHEHEHE

*shoots with AK47*

You didn't get mad at zebra when she stole it and replaced it with meme!

wait when???

Look up in the comments

*it was created with an even number and kills u*

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

muahahahaha

Nooooooooooo *fades*

*didnt die with the half of society, burns gauntlet and burns u*

*snaps with all reverse card gauntlet* I am inevitable

ye, but u didnt use it

*snaps with Uno GAUNTLET*

*pulls out Mossberg pump action shotgun*

looool get rekt noob

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

How t u

No

y

Because. Each time we talk you kill me XD
JK I just decided to say no instead of hi for some weird reason.

Oh, *kills you even though i just wanted a normal convo* (not gonna lie, that sounded super cold when you said no XD)

Lol sorry
You dont actually kill me

XD, U can't complain i "kill u" if i dont actually kill u lol

OK LETS MOVE PAST THIS!!!
Im hungry

*wants to offer a cupcake but that could lead to killing* I had homemade rotisserie chicken and Mac n cheese

Yum.
Enjoy
Whatcha up to?

Crying knowing imma be lonely 4ever, u?

Contemplating food.
Jk being bored and considering what to watch

I'll leave that to you, if u want someone else, inv away, if not, that's fine too

Ok. Idk. I doubt anyone would want to come so I guess its just you and me. Idk when ill be available. Is 11 too late for you?

that explains why u wanted to lock me into a chair o~o, I wont be able to tonight, mostly cuz I'm on and off, probably tmrw maybe

Ok. Idk what time tomorrow but well set a time. should it just be. you and I? Or should we put it on the imgflipmovienight stream.?

I would, but zoom sucks on my Chromebook :(

You dont have another device? We dont have to tho

well i mean u never asked, how would u know?

*moved but doesnt wanna admit it, suddenly gets disappointed* So locking me into a chair is ur way of watching a movie...? if u just said that I would've chilled w u -_-

I knew you didnt want to watch, so I did what I had to...
Now come, there's a new chair. Lets watch...
(btw we can do a zoom and ill screen share and we could actually watch it)

*in bratty voice* mAkE mE

*sits you down in front of the TV and turns on Doctor Who*
*handcuffs you to the chair*
Behave or I might "accidentally" lose the key

in 2030

Nope. You never know what could happen between then and now. Start it now.

*COUgH CoUGh* doctor who

Already watched all the ones I have XD
But thanks XD
I am rewatching even tho I watched them 2 months ago.
NOW WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH??

AM or PM?

PM. Im busy tomorrow alot so the night is better

Sure, But i would only be on till 11:45, so maybe 10:45?

No sadly, I can probs try, but when would we watch it??

I can do it now if you want

then again, havent used it in a while

You know Im stronger than them right? Like, more than 1,000,000,000 people combined *Smacks with an extremely high voltage lightning strike, watchers start attacking cops too* Bring the choppers!

*smacks the back of your head*
Get urself together. I just wanted to watch a movie with you.

bye bye :D

*hops out of window and chair breaks, leaves*

You really think that was it?
*outside the window is thousands of policemen. and your watchers who have been paid off to keep you inside*
No escaping. Please?