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Ok since you asked for it. (Don't take offence to this) I would roast you but mom said I can't burn trash.( I don't mean it it's just a roast I hear)

oh snippety snappo snap!

(same don't take offense to this) I imagine that policy would keep you from saying bad things about yourself

Good! Ok try this one. You look like a guy who would wash his hands after taking a shower.

Says the person who would look up and down before crossing the street

Ok I'm out of roast. I need to practice myself lol

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I win

Oh. I need to do this on my stream.

Okee

This is making my day again XD

When santa came down the chimney he saw you and went, ho ho holy shit!

When the FBI comes to your house And you answer the door they say "FBI close the door"

lol

When you were on Santa's lap instead of saying "ho ho ho" he went, "go away go"

Yeah that's because he saw you were next in line

Stop taking selfies

I don't have a front camera

You can take them in the mirror

I dont have a mirror, it broke when it saw me

Not surprised tbh

Neither am i

No, I make sure to keep a 100 mile radius from your ugliness

Thatd be hard considering how fat you are
(FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT'S A TEASPOON)

BOI, GET YO ROCKET LAUNCHIN'SHOTGUN BARREL NOSE OUT OF MY FACE!
LOOKIN' LIKE A DUSTED BURNT CHEETO!

YOUR HEAD IS LIKE A PUFFY CHEETO
TOO MUCH AIR

I LIKE SNOW oh I though we were just shouting things

*Joke

Go away ho*

XD

I saw this somewhere. If your brain was made out of dynamite, it wouldn't even scar your nose.

That's not very good dynamite then, with the amount there would be

Oh please F40PH-Fan406. Wait, you support a train? Oh no, what made you support a train?

Trains helped build the western us. You helped build the number of stupid people on the planet by being born.

Your mental ability is the number of trophies Tottenham Hotspur won last decade.

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The same can be said for your iq

You see, this is a bad comeback as you have called yourself stupid.

No I didn't m8

Oh yes you did

Not anymore

You use light mode?

I would roast you, but I have nothing to roast about. I would say get a life, but I doubt you have the brains to do so. (I hope that was good enough)

I'm honestly surprised your small amount of brainpower could come up with that feeble half burn

I’m surprised that you were able to think of something as pitiful as that, seeing that you are the incarnation of idiocy.

I know you are but what am I?

-rd.

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Heh heh

Wow, you're so dumb you can't even come up with your own retorts

*says the person who said “I know you are but what am I”*

I just wanted to use a simple comeback so your small brain could comprehend it.

Yo we need a imgflip roasting competition but like none of it is intentional

Yes

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Heated

Ye.

Bad cover for your stupidity. If you weren’t typing right now I’d say you were brain dead.

You can tell things exist without looking directly at them.

Yeah, but you probably would have to be looking in the mirror to see that it was broken, therefore seeing your distorted (or non-distorted) reflection in the mirror.

Ok I'm not surprised that you're a parrot
Parrots have a brain the size of a walnut

They probably have a better vocabulary than you.

I turned around, you were standing in front of it and it was broken

Well then how could you tell it was broken, if you weren’t looking in it.

You can tell things exist without looking directly at them.

I actually have a pretty big vocabulary,I just use small words for you so you can understand what I'm saying

Όχι, κάνετε λάθος

I don't see why anyone would want to choose*you* as their familiar

Check my tagline in you don’t believe me.

Well seeing as I wasn't looking at it when it broke I'm gonna say it was you

How is that possible tho? You would have to be looking at it to tell it was broken. So that just proves your stupidity.

Don't be sorry, it's not your fault you're stupid

I found the mirror you have been looking in, cool!

Bruh. Y u speaking Greek

Cause I am.

Yes but you were closer to the mirror

But I am a demonic familiar and as such I have elected to not have a reflection.

WHAT THE F40PH YOU BROKE MY MIRROR

I think that’s just your face.

Am I think

Yes you are.

Oh look! CNN is doing a story of what you're doing.

I’m sorry, do you really think I would be stupid enough to put that in my roast if it was about me? It sounds like something you might do.

Well seeing as you were looking at it when It broke I'd say it's you

Well seeing as you’re the one who said the mirror was broken, I think you’re the one who is looking in the mirror.

Tho*