WHY YES, WE'LL GIVE YOU STUDENT LOANS, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! THE GOVERNMENT BACKED THEM SO WHY WOULD WE CARE?.. OH YOU HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY? WHAT A COINCIDENCE! WE HAVE 20 NEW CLASSES AND THEY ONLY COST 10...NO! ...$30,000; WOW COLLEGE IS EXPENSIVE! THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD DO SOMETHING!