THE HUNTER CHRONICLES; -Dad not ever in charge of Ukraine delegation
-Totally qualified for board on foreign energy explo co.
-Didn't get no-show $83K/mo Burisma board seat
-Burisma was not corrupt, but totally legit
-Burisma was not being investigated by a prosecutor
-Joe did not threaten to withhold military aid if the
prosecutor investigating Burisma was not fired
-Positively no quid pro quo on that, nope! -Dad never headed China delegation
-No 1.5B investment from China in firm
-Not lying when said didn't make a dime from China
-No multi-million beneficial interest in firm
-Never discussed Ukraine or China w Dad
-Not tossed from military for blow
-Never smoked crack in DC Strip Clubs
-Did not shack up with deceased bro's wife
-Did not then cheat on sis-in-law with a stripper
-Does not have a love child with stripper
-Did not refuse to pay child support (def not deadbeat dad)
-Neither he nor Grandpa Joe have enough $ for child support; QUERY: WOULD MEDIA COVERAGE HAVE BEEN ANY DIFFERENT
IF DON JUNIOR OR ERIC HAD HUNTER'S RECORD?