Phineas and Ferb never actually cared where you always went

I didn’t think I’d get hurt today

You asked for it

indeed

Welp, it’s already been created by someone else >:v

https://imgflip.com/m/RoastMe

Your mom should've traded you for the stork.

You suck so much that you got replaced by a potted plant in that one P&F episode.

Then again, scientists say that Jupiter is the biggest planet. Apparently they haven't seen the size of your stupidity yet.

You will never be as smart as a rock

You are so mentally challenged you think you are a platypus (it’s hard roasting with no context)

You used a drone instead of yourself because you are f**king useless
That better? Lol

XD