Phineas and Ferb never actually cared where you always went

I didn’t think I’d get hurt today

You asked for it

indeed

Welp, it’s already been created by someone else >:v

https://imgflip.com/m/RoastMe

You suck so much that you got replaced by a potted plant in that one P&F episode.

Then again, scientists say that Jupiter is the biggest planet. Apparently they haven't seen the size of your stupidity yet.

Your mom should've traded you for the stork.

You are so mentally challenged you think you are a platypus (it’s hard roasting with no context)

You used a drone instead of yourself because you are f**king useless
That better? Lol

XD

You will never be as smart as a rock