Ancient Aliens

me and the bois jumped out of a heli then we landed on a deli which bounced us over to kelly which made us board a heli and it starts over until we die

Apparently in the back of my neck XD
Nice myth

Bro I got stabbed 32 times in my arms and legs.

Yeesh. Im glad the myth isnt about freckles cuz a death like that would scare me... XD

Stabbed in the leg, stabbed in the stomach

i got stabbed in the wrist

I also got stabbed all over my face because freckles suck

I think I got shot in the neck and stabbed in the hip...

i know its a myth but its fun to make stuff up lol

Honestly I probably fell off something and broke my neck (I have a small birthmark on my neck) and also landed on my arm or it like slid across the grond cause I have a really weird mark on my arm.
Its like a small line then a small space, and a bigger line blob thing. I have never actually seen the one on my neck tho.

ground****

I died of natural causes, apparently.

But my sister got stabbed at the base of her neck, right on the pressure point, seemingly.

cool

I don't know, but I might've killed myself because of my school being an absolute hellhole and stabbed myself somewhere in the back.

Never heard of that.
But um...I'm not entirely sure. I have some marks but I don't know if I've always had them, but I also know they're not scars.
I think I have one birthmark though, so I would've just gotten shot in the ribs.

i remember my past life

Cool, How?

not really, XD, you THOUGHT, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA

*rolls eyes*

Ha, im funny... Wanna hear a dirty joke?

not really

but do it anyway o i can post it in rareinsults or cursedcomments

Its not insulting

The horse fell in the mud, wanna hear a clean joke?

Oh, and sorry about the other day...

Hello?

The joke was so bad she wiped it from her memory

Are you uh... Single?-

Um.
Why?

How

I was kidding. I always love a good pun XD

DAD!!!!!

*hugs you* I thought you were ded!

Ha, ok, are you a girl?

Yeah, why?

DAD! HELP ME BEING MIKEY BACK!
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Do you remember BadVibesForever aka ThatKidoverthere?

I heard of them. Dont remember them personally I think

yee

He is my moikey :3
AND HE'S BACK!

Noice. Glad to hear it!

Oh...

No reason...

Dad?

Im going away again, i'll check in soon

Thanks. Bye dad.

Bye

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Vote Trainwatcher-Nicø!

Back for a sec

MOIKEY IS BACK!!!!

Cool

😑

Hey, is president_puppy single?

Stay away from her.

Just don't,dad.

Why?

Tell me why

She doesn't like you.

I know, but i have my secret romantic ways

🙄

Can you ship me and her?

I won't. Sorry,dad.

Im taking a break, be back in a week

;-;

Oh, wow

What?

Whyyyyyyyyyyy