Metal Sonic: Soon Team Mechanica will rise again! First I need to call Marx...

Shade (not the Sonic character, I’m talking about my Street Fighter OC and Sakura Kasugano’s duplicate): Umm... Aren’t you supposed to be Shard? You know, that one guy from the Archie Comics that f[OOF]s up the bad guys? You know what, never mind. Fake Switch game logic.

Metal Sonic: *calls Marx* Yo dude, Team Mechanica is coming back to power. I need your help in destr- I mean taking over New York.

Boots: at least I am a ghost, but I don’t actually care

Metal Sonic: WHAT?!? How do you have Marx's phone? Where is he?

Boots: he is dead, like me

Metal Sonic: DARN IT!...
Wait if you're dead can you put Marx on the phone

Boots: he isn’t a ghost

Metal Sonic: Then hang up

Boots: no

Metal Sonic: *hangs up*