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Nah, that bat's for bashing rats. This is the magic wand you wave to get rid of pedophiles.

...It also works on Nazis, Commies, Japs, Koreans, and Vietnamese rice farmers.

Bats leave a stain.
Flamethrowers are too slow...
But A Mark 6 Atomic Bomb will leave pedophiles blown to bits screaming "¡Solo quería violar chicas!".

There's no kill quite like overkill.

overkill? Pffft... It'll Only Wipe Out about half the region!
BTW there's no such thing as overkill. If it totally annihilates your enemy your on the tight track.