HE DELETED?????? HE SAID HE WOULDNT

I'm alive!

*slaps you across the face*
What ON EARTH HAPPENED TO YOU.
>o<

Sorry *slaps back but softly*

*knocks both of you out*

*glub glub*
OK then I'm dead. WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW? YOU BETTER RUN CZU THE MILITARY IS COMING AFTER YOU!
*flies out of ocean to see the battle from above*

*becomes new president*

*COMES DOWN FROM HEAVEN WITH RAGING FIRE AND BURNS YOU ON THE SPOT!*
You are dead.
*takes ashes and brings them to space where they get released into the galaxy and you cannot breath, even if you werent ashes. I go back to earth and everyone celebrates ur death*

*can breath* *comes back to earth and sets it on fire*

*leaves you to it*

*Sighs and whacks you with sledgehammer*

Grabs your hand and flips you to the floor

*snaps your neck*

*Appears behind you and smashes your skull*
Well that's messy...
*Drags you over and pushes you into the ocean*
There we go. Nice and clean. ENJOY SWIMING WITH THE FISHES!

*comes out of the ocean and stabs you continuously*

You just dont like to stay dead do you
*Whistles loudly and two sharks come up and eat you*
I hope you didnt give them indigestion...
*Waves hand and they disappear under the waves, never to surface again*

*sharks swim me up to the dock* *standing on the sharks*

You can never find good help these days can you.
*Shoots both sharks and they fall below the water with you. Then a whale comes underneath you and spurts water that causes you to fy in the air, then you eventually come down to earth on a manure truck 300,000,000 miles away*

*walks thru it like it's nothing* *drowns president puppy*

*""*
You know what I meant

*Spins and trips u and stands up, throws u into a cannon and fires u into ur bedroom (probs missed)*

*Snaps fingers and you get eaten by a lion who was hiding behind the door*

Um, I'm outside, what door XD. Also u landed safely in ur bed, now go to sleep and get beauty rest so u can be happy and forgive meh

*rolls eyes*
BTW im fasting tomorrow so dont mess with me.
The lion jumped out the window to you.

-_-

I shot it midair with grenade launcher ;). and I'll keep u sane, for JUST tmrw lol

Thank you
Its the nemean lion, its impenetrable. READ YOUR PERCY JACKSON!

*slap*

*slaps back*
What was that for.

Yes
*Slaps with F40PH*

I LIKE TRAINS!

DoNt JUsT rAnDomLy hIt a gIRl *kicks*

*kicks you in the face*

*Places a mine where your foot lands*

*foot lands on your face*

*uses exorcism spell*

*not phased"

Well I'm already hiding so u probably stepped on the wrong person *mine blows you upp*

*runs away before explosion*

*not phased*

*throws potatos at you every time you speak*

*just uses txt to speech*

*throws potatos at you every time you use that*

*Uses force field*

*nothing can penetrate it, not even food and you die*

I can handle not eating for 72 days, 40 days of no drinking, but I have water magic, so I don't die of thirst. And I can eat when Im alone and have no one to talk to

I still haunt you

Mines are basically instead, ur dead

*comes back as ghost and haunts you for the rest of your life*

*shoots*

*nukes*

Jesus bart slow your roll

Nah

*goes into space*

WHAT
WAS
THAT
FOR?
*smacks you with a whale*

I DON NEED DA WAE

U NEED DA WAE *spits*

I will tech u da wae

WHAD IS DA WAE

Idk :P

U NED DA WAE

NO

U NED TO NO DA WAE

NEVAH

If you follow my streem I tech u da wae

*spit*

And why would I follow your stream?

I WILL TEACH U DA WAE

WHATA WAE???????

DA WAE

DA WAE TO WHAD???

DA WAE

DA WAE
NO DANKS

I WIL TETCH U DA WAE

*eats the whale*

*whale gives you indigestion and you lay sick in bed for several weeks*

*eats bed*

* you get more indigestion and lay on the floor for a year*

*eat le floor*

Less goo