This is an actual store, with incredible chocolates

*buys out their whole stock

Go ahead, we restocked again.

Hello! Do you have any cat-safe chocolates? My cats are sick of their Meow Mix.

B R U H

Forgive my dumbness i had to ask

TvT

Hey mate

:D

I can give you some tuna fish.

They were already sick of that before the meow mix

I can give you some tuna fish pancakes.

Hm
DO YOU HAVE MICE

yep.

I’ll give 10 dollars for 3 lbs

I've got a truckload of them. They're keep invading my house. I rocker launched them to death. My house is ok. *Gives you a load of mice and a scale*Do the math yourself

Ok
*takes 3 lbs*
*Hands over 10$*

Ok.

Hmm... Ill check in the back

Bart the bird: *walks in and flies to puppy*

Hey bart. Theres some chocolate covered birdseeds on the left

wait. birds are allergic to chocolate.

Bart the bird: *buys chocolate covered birdseed and wipes the chocolate off*

*Sighs* I have a small garden where you can get the seeds without wiping chocolate off you know?

Bart the bird: *gets birdseed from garden*

*walks over to garden* hi

Bart the bird: *can't talk*

...

ITS SPECIAL CHOCOLATE! XD

.........

Bart the bird: *buys chocolate covered birdseed*

Ur already my bird. You don't need to buy it!

Bart the bird: *sleeps*

*puts bart the bird on a bed of chocolate wrappers which are surprisingly soft*

Thanks for your help Puppy

Anytime! And I do mean it!

SERIOUSLY THO I WILL BUY EVERYTHING

We will need to restock like very half hour XD

Lol. I has a cat. She's in her carrier rn
Delilah: meow

A... cat... why??? XD
Jk, enjoy her.

XD I will
Delilah: -purring walccing around u-

....
I don't like cats...
HERMIT!!!!! (she my dog)

Delilah: mew. -till purring walccing around you-
Me: heh. She likes you.

But its a cat...
My dogs will attack me cuz of her fur on me....

Me: heh.
Delilah: -purring-
Me: -puts her back in her carrier-

Thanks...

Me: welcome!

Bart the bird: *walks to muffin*

Me: -picks up Bart the bird- oh hai

Bart the bird: *sleep*

Me: -pets head-

Bart the bird: *bad dream*

Me: shh. It's ok it's ok

Bart the bird: *cold*

Me: -puts a small scarf around him-

Bart the bird: *curls in a ball*

Me: -walcc to house with the carrier containing Delilah and Bart in her hands-

Bart the bird: *wake up*

BEAT ME TO IT

Heh. I WILL BUY EVERYTHING