For those adopting:
Scroll thru comments where you will find cats up for adoption
If you spot one you like, ask if you can adopt them
If they consent, they leave my barn and you take them home!

should I become the local dog breeder?

YES

ok.

made it.

For cats themselves:
In the comments of this image post a pic of you as a cat with your name, likes and dislikes, and personality.
Simply wait for someone to ask to adopt you.
If you consent, delete your image with your details, for you have left my barn!

Name is Ombré Victoria,
Likes Shrimp and cupcakes
Can eat chocolate without getting sick
Dislikes vegatbles
Is a Caticorn
Very nice

Delilah sounds like my kind of cat. I'm lazy lol

K
*picks her up and gives her to you*
10$ adoption fee

Ight. -hands u ten bucks- 💵Thank you!! -leaves wiigh Delilah in mah hands-

Bye!
Wait don’t leave!
You are the first to adopt a female alley cat.
You get a free carrier!

-come back- thank you! -gets carrier and puts Delilah inside it-

Ok!
Bye!

Bai!!
-leaves with Delilah in the carrier-

Do you know anyone who is still breeding cats?

Bye!

ADOPTION FEE: $10
💵 🐱 💵

Give me a cat

Ok
What breed

*hands a million dollars*

K
Thanks

Ummm the Minecraft cat breed whatever that one is

Alright nice I'll take him

10 dollar fee

*hands 5000 dollars* keep the change

Um ok thanks

good for you. I'm just sitting around sipping my sprite

Would you like a cat

sure.

What breed

american bobtail

I'll take Chris. *gives ten dollars*

Thank you! Have fun!

byeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Walks away with Chris*

hes the guy that likes to give everybody extra money

Lol

I can now afford cat litter

Al: *watching the simpsons*

How long has al been watching

Give me 5 kittens, Please! (this is an application if youd like to be adopted please reply to this comment)

There are no user cats right now, hbu take these?

Left to right:
Lily, George, Coco, Misty, Oscar
Mixed Breed
They like being loved and exploring new places
They dislike getting dirty and any kind of pain

YAS!!! I luv them already UwU

OwO
One cat is 10$, so 50$
BUT
you are the first to adopt a litter, so you get a 15$ discount!
35$

Okay... *sends money* *takes kittens*

Byeee!

This is a LEGENDARY cat, adoption fee 100$

Smudge
Male
Likes food and roasting people
Dislikes Karen and people being obnoxious

ATTENTION:
I offer:
Fostered alley cats—98% are mixed breed
Purebreds—These cats are born and bred in my breeding barn
User cats—These are imgflip users who put themselves up for adoption as cats.

Can I adopt a cat? 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

Sure! Do you want one of the featured ones?

K, Delilah or Jackie?

Delilah