For cats themselves:
In the comments of this image post a pic of you as a cat with your name, likes and dislikes, and personality.
Simply wait for someone to ask to adopt you.
If you consent, delete your image with your details, for you have left my barn!

Name is Ombré Victoria,
Likes Shrimp and cupcakes
Can eat chocolate without getting sick
Dislikes vegatbles
Is a Caticorn
Very nice

For those adopting:
Scroll thru comments where you will find cats up for adoption
If you spot one you like, ask if you can adopt them
If they consent, they leave my barn and you take them home!

should I become the local dog breeder?

YES

ok.

made it.

Can I adopt a cat? 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

Sure! Do you want one of the featured ones?

K, Delilah or Jackie?

Delilah

ATTENTION:
I offer:
Fostered alley cats—98% are mixed breed
Purebreds—These cats are born and bred in my breeding barn
User cats—These are imgflip users who put themselves up for adoption as cats.

This is a LEGENDARY cat, adoption fee 100$

Smudge
Male
Likes food and roasting people
Dislikes Karen and people being obnoxious

Tom
Male
Bengal cat
Likes exercising and exploring
Dislikes other cats and not being cared for

Tiffany
Ragdoll cat
Female
Likes grooming herself and catnip
Dislikes loud noises and crazy environments

Give me 5 kittens, Please! (this is an application if youd like to be adopted please reply to this comment)

There are no user cats right now, hbu take these?

Left to right:
Lily, George, Coco, Misty, Oscar
Mixed Breed
They like being loved and exploring new places
They dislike getting dirty and any kind of pain

YAS!!! I luv them already UwU

OwO
One cat is 10$, so 50$
BUT
you are the first to adopt a litter, so you get a 15$ discount!
35$

Okay... *sends money* *takes kittens*

Byeee!

Delilah sounds like my kind of cat. I'm lazy lol

K
*picks her up and gives her to you*
10$ adoption fee

Ight. -hands u ten bucks- 💵Thank you!! -leaves wiigh Delilah in mah hands-

Bye!
Wait don’t leave!
You are the first to adopt a female alley cat.
You get a free carrier!

-come back- thank you! -gets carrier and puts Delilah inside it-

Ok!
Bye!

Bai!!
-leaves with Delilah in the carrier-

Bye!

Do you know anyone who is still breeding cats?

I'll take 'em!

All of them?
Delilah doesn’t like going out tho

I mean Jimmy

Ok!
*picks up jimmy*

Careful! Don't drop him! *Takes Jimmy and gives ten dollars*

Thanks! Have fun! Bye Jimmy!

Jimmy: :3

This is a cat from the dark alley.

Jackie
Female
Mixed breed
Likes other cats and exploring
Dislikes small spaces and fussy owners.

ADOPTION FEE: $10
💵 🐱 💵

Give me a cat

Ok
What breed

Ummm the Minecraft cat breed whatever that one is

Al: *watching the simpsons*

How long has al been watching

Alright nice I'll take him

10 dollar fee

*hands 5000 dollars* keep the change

Um ok thanks

I'll take Chris. *gives ten dollars*

Thank you! Have fun!

byeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Walks away with Chris*

american bobtail

sure.

What breed

good for you. I'm just sitting around sipping my sprite

Would you like a cat

hes the guy that likes to give everybody extra money

I can now afford cat litter

Lol

*hands a million dollars*

K
Thanks