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THIS IS MY HOUSE; PLEASE KNOCK, OTHERWISE I WILL EAT YOUR FIRSTBORN AND CHANGE YOUR WIFI PASSWORD | image tagged in city | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Not the wifi password!
MemoriesOfChurch
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
I will, if you don't knock and come in uninvited
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Why does no one have a doorbell
MemoriesOfChurch
1 up, 5y
Idk man
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*knocks*
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Yes?
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Wanna buy some Simpsons DVDs?
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
no thanks
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Ok...*walks away* *calls family* I guess I'm not eating again... Hope you guys enjoy your little bit of food
Vergil_Official
0 ups, 5y
imgflip.com/i/49cuzj get a laugh at this moron...
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Zero: *ready to raid*
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Agent West Virginia: Go on old man
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Zero: ?
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Virginia: don't get any ideas
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*All My OC's come*
Zero: Heh
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Virginia: Well, you are indeed missing the point, I doubt you realize that this is a military outpost.
Vergil_Official
0 ups, 5y
*Lands nearby* Hello agent WV
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Lucas: Thats why we are here
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y
West Virginia: What do you want?
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Virginia: Ill repeat again, what do you want?
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
Lucas: Hmm
Vergil_Official
0 ups, 5y,
3 replies
yo, virginia...
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Virginia: NP
Vergil_Official
0 ups, 5y
Not easy to brath with a massive hole in you, right?
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Virginia: Zeta is running the Healing unit so its fine
Vergil_Official
0 ups, 5y
I know...
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Virginia: Yeah?
Vergil_Official
0 ups, 5y
I wanted to thank both of you for getting me out of that ambush with Carolina....
TheOriginalStarwalker
0 ups, 5y
*bursts open door* Hey what does this sign outside here say?
Kedrei
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*Knocks*

Would you like to buy some kids?
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Perhaps, how much are they?
Kedrei
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
1 dollar each

I sell newborns for 4 for 2
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
How much u selling?
Kedrei
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
The white van is packed with them
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I'll take them all, I need them for a military project
Kedrei
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Money first, please
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*Gives 100 bucks* *Rests Left Hand On M6D Magnum Just Incase Its A Scam*
Kedrei
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*opens doors to van and pulls all kids out*

Enjoy
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Thank you
Vergil_Official
0 ups, 5y
r/cursedcomments
Kedrei
0 ups, 5y
Your welcome *drives off in van*
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y
How much kids you selling*
Randumb.deleted
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*knocks*
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Yes?
Randumb.deleted
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
would you like to secure your house with rocket launchers? Only five bucks!
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
No thanks chap, I already have a lot of security defenses
Randumb.deleted
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*walks away sadly*
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Have a 10 bucks tip tho. *Give 10 bucks*
Randumb.deleted
0 ups, 5y
*smiles* thanks. if you need me I'll be there, and you get to have it free two times.
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
would you like this a d v a n c e d w h i t e v a n ?
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Um, whats it's features?
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
it has extra security to keep the kids in and also has more candy space

it comes with 1 pound of candy
[deleted]
1 up, 5y
r/ cursedcomments
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
i will take
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
ok *gives keys*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
thanks
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THIS IS MY HOUSE; PLEASE KNOCK, OTHERWISE I WILL EAT YOUR FIRSTBORN AND CHANGE YOUR WIFI PASSWORD