Not the wifi password!

I will, if you don't knock and come in uninvited

Why does no one have a doorbell

Idk man

OH NO I NEED MY W I F I

IGNORE THE KID I WANT THE WIFI!!

*knocks*

Yes?

Wanna buy some Simpsons DVDs?

no thanks

Ok...*walks away* *calls family* I guess I'm not eating again... Hope you guys enjoy your little bit of food

imgflip.com/i/49cuzj get a laugh at this moron...

would you like this a d v a n c e d w h i t e v a n ?

Um, whats it's features?

it has extra security to keep the kids in and also has more candy space

it comes with 1 pound of candy

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i will take

ok *gives keys*

thanks

Zero: *ready to raid*

Agent West Virginia: Go on old man

Zero: ?

Virginia: don't get any ideas

*All My OC's come*
Zero: Heh

Virginia: Well, you are indeed missing the point, I doubt you realize that this is a military outpost.

*Lands nearby* Hello agent WV

Lucas: Thats why we are here

West Virginia: What do you want?

Virginia: Ill repeat again, what do you want?

yo, virginia...

Virginia: Zeta is running the Healing unit so its fine

I know...

Virginia: Yeah?

I wanted to thank both of you for getting me out of that ambush with Carolina....

Virginia: NP

Not easy to brath with a massive hole in you, right?

Lucas: Hmm

I’ll keep out for some gas money

XD is that a reference to my cursed comment saying: I'll give you kindness for your firstborn and some gas money

Yes XD

*bursts open door* Hey what does this sign outside here say?

*knocks*

Do you want some p**is enlargement pills?

*Knocks*

Would you like to buy some kids?

Perhaps, how much are they?

1 dollar each

I sell newborns for 4 for 2

How much u selling?

The white van is packed with them

I'll take them all, I need them for a military project

Money first, please

*Gives 100 bucks* *Rests Left Hand On M6D Magnum Just Incase Its A Scam*

*opens doors to van and pulls all kids out*

Enjoy

Thank you

Your welcome *drives off in van*

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How much kids you selling*