Hous plz knock

*knocks*
Zat iz a confuzing houze

*opens door*Hi what can I do for you?

I have brought you cookies. Double chocolate fudge. want them?

sure. I've also got pancakes. wanna come in?

Hmm... Got any Oreos? Full package never opened?

yep. I can show you my oreos. I've got a bunch of them.

Good! Ok ill come in. Got a pool table?

yep.

Cool. Lets play. You break

ok....

you DO know how to play, right?

maybe

Ok fine... No pool... Wheres ur kitchen, I wanna raid it.

my kitchen is there, you can have all my oreos if you want.

Ok cool thanks.

*you hear munching in the kitchen.... nom nom nom*

you're welcome.