Knock before entering unless you want to get your ass blasted by my roof cannon

*Knocks*

Got anything I could feed my dragon?

Try this *gives you tons of rotten flesh*

That dragon is Blaze and she only eats living things

Will these do? *Gives you a bunch of tiktokers tied up & muffled*

Yep

*Unties TikTokers and pushes them into the basement*

Thank you

Your welcome

hey what about 30 children

Yes I will take that

*gives*

*Tosses kids in my basement then screaming is heard*

It does like living humans so thank you

no problem
come see me if you need more

Why is the black dorito hanging some kid by their toes?

“SHUT UP”

what

Hey IPS message
Grim Creeper can secure your house with rocket launchers for only 5 bucks

To: Grim_Creeper
Deal

Ok

Your laser cannon is no match for me
(read that in his voice cuz I wrote it in it XD)

*knocks*

*knocks*
*runs away*

F40PH-Fan406 M0 ups, <1h, 1 reply
*knocks*
*runs away*

*Cannon blasts your ass sending you across the country*

*lands back on your porch*

*Cannon shoots you again*

that tickles

*Opens door*

and btw i did knock

Check your first comment

F40PH-Fan406 M0 ups, <1h, 1 reply
*knocks*
*runs away*