Caaaassssseeddeddswa

*knocks on door wearing full armor and carrying rocket launcher*

Sunstorm: what now?

Hi,Creeper House Secure here, do you want to arm your house with rocket launchers? Only five bucks.

Sunstorm: well we can’t afford that due to buying children to feed our pet Dragon

*Comes back with 5 stacks of villager spawn eggs* here,for your dragon

Sunstorm: and thank you

all they say is "hrrm", so don't worry about them calling for help when you spawn them.

*Sunstorm gives the spawn eggs to josh*

Sunstorm: feed Blaze

Josh: ..... okay.....

*Stands around to watch* I've got a generator that spawns eggs

Sunstorm: she’s in the basement

Josh: WAIT THE BAT IS DOWN THERE SO NO

what bat?

Amora: me, also I let Blaze out

Ezlo: she isn’t an animal

Poke: anything that eats raw meat is one, especially when it’s still alive

*Loads rocket launcher* Well, I'll go. I need to blast something. *Walks away*

oh. bye. *Walks away*

*walks up to knock but ends up petting all the animals and getting them to love me*

(They aren’t animals but the fish doggo is one)

Flippy: *happiness noise*

Sunstorm: yes?

Oh hi! I brought cookies but ended up feeding them to your pets... sorry... I couldn't help myself!

Sunstorm: why did you feed it to the tv provider

Flippy: beware of the triangle or the dragon, they murder people

Akira: I GOT THE KNIFE

Sunstorm: F**K

*Sunstorm tries to get Akira to put the knife down*

Umm... should I come back another time?
Next time il bring cake...
*walks away muttering under breath*
I cant believe THIS is the neighborhood I decided to move into....
Oh, you can hear me. BYE! I hope you like chocolate!

Sunstorm: it’s fine, I got the knife off of her

Akira: Amora opened the basement door

Sunstorm: f**k my life

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Akira: and Blaze is gone

Sunstorm: Akira did you murder some gacha kid now?

Akira: yes

Poke: I’m sorry about the chaos, it’s normal

I figured...
Chaos is always more fun than normalcy

Poke: and Blaze is going to the next street over

Josh: WHO BROUGHT THE DRAGON

Blaze: *on the next street over* IM NOT AN ANIMAL YOU IDIOTS

Sunstorm: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ok you look like you got stuff to do... Bye....
*runs away fast as possible while avoiding the tv provider who wants more cookies*

I see a dead gacha kid

Akira hates gacha with a passion

So she hung one

Shall we do a cringe comp collab on pretty stupid cupcake animations

So it’s now a decoration

Yes

*knocks*

Can i get a tour?

Yes

What room do you want to see first?

The kitchen

The basement is where Blaze is at

*Takes you into the kitchen and Akira is cutting up a gacha kid*

AKIRA THAT WAS FOR BLAZE

Frost:Oh hey akira

*Akira pushes the body in the freezer*

Akira: hey

Sunstorm: where next?

Frost:The loft

Sunstorm: *Goes to the Second floor* AKIRA STOP MURDERING THE DRAGON FOOD

Akira: but I’m bored

Poke: what the f akira