Welcome... don't come in...

*knocks

WHO IS IT????????

-shouts: MUSHROOM

Oh cool come on in. I know ur a fun gi

-mushroom hops in

Heyo m-roo. Whatcha wanna do?

-wiggles and makes odd squealing noises

Hmmm.... Food?

*knocks*
Hello, is this *reads off paper* president puppy?

BUT WHOS IT FROM???????

Idk
I just deliver

SO not helpful...

As they say "don't shoot the ups delivery guy

Fine. Then you can go now. Sure you cant tell me who sent it?

I'm sure sorry

Fine...

Sorry

Depends. Are you the police?

No
I'm UPS

OH cool. wait I didnt order anything

Huh
*Shows you paper*
That's your name

But... I didnt order anything...
MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS

They inspect all the packages
Nothing dangerous gets past our package inspector

Then... Wait. First ill have my dog sniff for bombs
Wait. I need a dog. Wait I am a dog. Ok fine I trust you. Bring it it

*hands smol box*

Stay here while I open it...
*rips open packaging*
Its a... Help me out here... ?

I don't know, I'm just the delivery person

*leaves* 10 minutes later *knocks*

Hello? Who is it?

This is Scrub_Mcgee. I have a question

Oh hi scrub! Shoot

Can u pwease adopt meh :D

Well im a puppy. But I can ask Wawawooba, my owner! Or I can adopt you as my human. But aren't you already in a family?

Yeet is Crate divorced, it very sad around them now ;-;

Oh. im sorry.... Check with her first before getting adopted again

both or just one lol

Ask them both

Did you hear???!!!! Melons gone! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I did... But it's ok... we'll get through this together. If you need to talk, im here

Ok it’s just... all of my kids except for itzmuffintime left. You, itzmuffintime, and girlofrays are the only ones left besides pandacornalmegagirl

Im here don't worry

It’s just, my first daughter deleted her Scooby-doo and a bunch of others just abandoned the fam or left:(

Yeow... Im sorry. whatever happened to ur ship? did it work out? Ive noticed noone is really getting married anymore... Kinda just hitching

No it didn’t work out...

Aww... im sorry...

It’s ok

Account* how’d it get scooby doo?

XD
I was confused but I thought it was just in her username XD

No just auto correct being stupid

Thats an impressive amount of stupid. Im sure there is a stream for it XD

There is