ANATOMY OF A SECURITY OFFICER; OPTICAL OCCLUDERS (PREVENT PEOPLE FROM SEEING WHERE YOUR EYES ARE LOOKING); BACKUP AUDITORY SENSOR (FOR WHEN YOUR EYES ARE DISTRACTED BY A SMARTPHONE); VERBAL DE-ESCALATOR; PEW-PEW (GIVES THE WRONG KIND OF OFFICER A SENSE OF POWER); STAB-PROOF VEST (INEFFECTIVE AGAINST KARENS); REPORT GENERATORS (THE DIGITAL VERSION); PRIMARY PROPULSION UNITS