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Facemask = Fearmask | WHEN STORES SAY IT'S "FOR *YOUR* HEALTH"; FOR
APPEASING
UNFOUNDED
FEAR; IT'S LIKE ONLINE FREE TRIALS
REQUIRING A CREDIT CARD UP FRONT
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2 ups, 4y,
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No, it's not. Not in any way shape or form.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I was gonna reply to this earlier with an analogy about what their insanely convoluted 'logic' is like but whilst looking for a suitable example, I got completely side-tracked and forgot what I was doing.

That feels like a good enough analogy in itself.
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Pretty much.

Also, not being self-aware enough to realise who's the Karen in this situation is the most Karen thing that Karen could Karen.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
It's a f**king wonder they haven't formed some sort of singularity and collapsed in on themselves.
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2 ups, 4y
Apparently they have yet to achieve enough density to crack Fermi pressure. It would seem.
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Sorry Karen. It is. Wear it if you want to. Don’t force others to since you know. There’s no good reason or benefit.
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
And this is like putting your credit card up front because....
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Ah! Reading comprehension is your problem. You should have said. It’s that both statements claim to be for the readers benefit when factually they are not.
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2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
I've definitely bought things where it would be decidedly inconvenient to find them and pay by cash.

Are you under the impression that wearing a mask costs money?

Is it the cost of the mask that's the problem? I can recommend some sites that sell them much more cheaply than like David Lynch's line or something.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
The David Lynch masks are brilliant! I'm kinda tempted.
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2 ups, 4y
Oh my God, are they not the best? I bought one of each.
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
If I could only use crayons on the screen you might understand.

"Online Free Trials" -- not "buying something" as you misunderstand... but an offer to "try us free for 14 days"... but they make you give the credit card information up front so that after the 14 days they can automatically charge you for a subscription "for your convenience" rather than you having to initiate the activation after the trial.

It's not for the customer's convenience, it's for theirs. They hope you'll forget and they'll bill you and you won't protest.

So the "for your convenience" part IS A LIE JUST LIKE the "for your health" part of wearing masks. It's not for the person's health, that's their own choice. It's for the sating of you whiners who want to make everyone conform to your way of thinking in spite of all the science to the contrary or to cover their butt from liberals suing them later for some silly reason.

Now if you don't understand it after this, seek a fourth grader to explain it to you -- it's really that simple. Sheesh.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
"If I could only use crayons on the screen you might understand."

Figured out that isn't an effective means of communication, did you?

Well done, get this boy a sticker.
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Yep... he deserves one for not being able to understand clearly presented logic. Nice try to insult me, but it backfired (as all liberal plans do)
0 ups, 4y
"The US Supreme Court has ruled that same-sex marriage is a legal right across the United States. It means the 14 states with bans on same-sex marriage will no longer be able to enforce them. Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote that the plaintiffs asked "for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right."

Uh huuh
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WHEN STORES SAY IT'S "FOR *YOUR* HEALTH"; FOR APPEASING UNFOUNDED FEAR; IT'S LIKE ONLINE FREE TRIALS REQUIRING A CREDIT CARD UP FRONT "FOR *YOUR* CONVENIENCE"