Lawdy lawd. This will be good.

Believe it or not, a lot of people have been voluntarily strapping on masks out of their own free-will. You could do that too. Or, dig in your heels and force the government to decide that for you.

I agree: Vote Biden 2020!

Go out: wear mask! Up to you.

Boo hoo. So is everyone else in the world ya nimwit.

Scare quotes around the title of one of the country's top physicians: This is beyond science

Okay this one is kinda funny. Yeah, this year sucks ass. But it's not the masks' fault.

Remarkable: A slogan that is actually disproven in real time as the wearer goes about their day

If only this woman knew how many other laws control her conduct on a day-to-day basis

Takes one to know one I guess

lol, MY governor isn't an idiot, she's just evil

Another slogan so dumb it is literally disproven from the moment you strap it on to the moment you take it off

You can play rugby again when the adults get their act together.

You're the dummy in a great big experiment in how idiotic humanity has become

And yet: It is hard to live free if you're not alive

Indeed, that mask would provide even more protection. Why don't you grab it?

But is it as useless as your propaganda?

Imagine thinking strapping on a damn mask to combat a deadly virus is anything like the cynical police state of Orwell's imagination

Oh: once the vaccine comes, they'll compromise on that too.

In proper contexts, fear is a healthy natural emotion: It's why we evolved it. Those without fear died out.

It makes you look like much less of an idiot, but that snarky lettering is counteracting that in a major way

Or just... ya know... stop using FB if you are that upset. Nothing is forcing you to.