OOH, A CHAIN EMAIL! IMMA PRANK SOME FRIENDS! SEND THIS TO 6 FRIENDS OR...OH I LOVE THESE THINGS! DAMMIT TED, ANOTHER CHAIN MESSAGE? REALLY? I'M GONNA KILL THAT DOG... IF I DON'T SEND THIS MY HUMAN WON'T GIVE ANY TREATS FOR 7 DAYS? WHAT IS THIS? NO TREATS FOR A WEEK?! SEND IT TO BRIAN IMMEDIATELY! BUT SIR, WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH INTERNET, I CAN'T FORWARD IT! HE'S RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS! GIVE ME THAT SCREEN AND I'LL SEND IT TO HIM MYSELF YOU INCOMPETENT ASS! GETS CHAIN EMAIL FROM DOG; *POW!*; TAKES COMPUTER TO THE HEAD FROM KIM JONG UN
