DEPLOY OUR CANINE-FELINE-OLD-LADY-HOOMAN HACK-ATTACK FORCE! YES, DEAR LEADER! BRUTE FORCE HACK ON JOE BIDEN...ACCESS GAINED...POST TWITTER MSG SAYING "BLACK PEOPLE AIN'T BLACK IF THEY DON'T VOTE FOR ME!"; *FURIOUS CAT-HACKING-NOISES*; HACKS INTO PENTAGON, ACCIDENTALLY TARGETS PYONGYANG WITH NUCLEAR MISSILE; HIT "ENTER KEY" TO HACK THE U.S. AIR FORCE SECRET UFO FILES..."WHAT IS AN ENTER KEY AND HOW DOES ONE HIT IT?"; KIM JONG UN: DOG #2 AND OLD LADY AT COMPUTER, YOU ARE FIRED..............AND WILL BE EXECUTED VIA ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUNS ON MONDAY! NORTH KOREA JUST NUKED ITSELF
