W8 HE WOT M8?! IF I EVER FIND THE SON OF A BISCUIT WHO TRIED TO USE THAT LINE ON YOU, I WILL SHOVE A CRUDMUFFIN DOWN THAT FARTKNOCKER'S PIE-HOLE!!! (Unless he's actually a noble guy. Still, nobody touch my niece. Except Cap'n Scar, of course)
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4 ups, 4y
And the Christiand cuss wordsXD I'm dead
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3 ups, 4y
No, he is the least noble guy and number one on the Enemy's counterfeits for me. Thanks uncle for the sentimentXD
ddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnngggggggg that's the kind of pick up line i use to troll people with when da bois are like you should like use one XD
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3 ups, 4y,
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Yeah.... I also got hit with one when the dryer caught on fire...my friends and I were joking that it was this one guy's mixtape that was so hot that started it, and then he came up to me and was like you know what's hotter than his mixtape?
your ex bf came up to you called me hot and ran away to go find me and he's been looking for almost a month and still hasn't found me?
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2 ups, 4y,
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I really don't know, keller. Everyone told me I was too good for him, but he kept hitting me with lines and seemed genuine about things, and slowly I fell. I wish I could go back and change it, but I can't