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What's worse, this pick up line or the fact a guy actually said this to me?

What's worse, this pick up line or the fact a guy actually said this to me? | HEY, A NEW STUDY CAME OUT THAT PEOPLE'S PUPILS GET BIGGER AROUND SOMEONE THEY LOVE; CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY THAT HAPPENS WITH YOU? | image tagged in bad pick up lines | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,340 views 14 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in pick-up_lines
119 Comments
8 ups, 4y,
4 replies
W8 HE WOT M8?! IF I EVER FIND THE SON OF A BISCUIT WHO TRIED TO USE THAT LINE ON YOU, I WILL SHOVE A CRUDMUFFIN DOWN THAT FARTKNOCKER'S PIE-HOLE!!! (Unless he's actually a noble guy. Still, nobody touch my niece. Except Cap'n Scar, of course)
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4 ups, 4y
And the Christiand cuss wordsXD I'm dead
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3 ups, 4y
No, he is the least noble guy and number one on the Enemy's counterfeits for me. Thanks uncle for the sentimentXD
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3 ups, 4y
Ah,I see you are a man of culture as well | image tagged in ah i see you are a man of culture as well | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Ha ha Tim Hawkins I memorized most of those!!!!
1 up, 4y
Ooooooookay
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4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
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3 ups, 4y
AGREED
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3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yep
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Someone actually said that to you?!
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yes. Amongst quite a few other cringy things I am trying to block out if my memory
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
[deleted] M
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yeah, me too
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
[deleted] M
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Thanks man
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
:)
[deleted] M
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
XD
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2 ups, 4y
XD
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
ddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnngggggggg that's the kind of pick up line i use to troll people with when da bois are like you should like use one XD
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3 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Yeah.... I also got hit with one when the dryer caught on fire...my friends and I were joking that it was this one guy's mixtape that was so hot that started it, and then he came up to me and was like you know what's hotter than his mixtape?
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Then what happened?
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3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
He said you and ran away from meXD
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
You didn’t do anything to him?
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3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Nothing, but a word, he was just a coward
3 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Okay
[deleted] M
3 ups, 4y
Yep
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3 ups, 4y,
2 replies
You know what I just realized, what if he's on here and sees this???
3 ups, 4y,
6 replies
WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
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3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yeah
2 ups, 4y
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Then you'd be acting more like a brother than ny grandsonXD
Oh gosh and Scar would probably not do anything
2 ups, 4y
XD, well it would be funny anyway
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
I mean, yeah. I'd like to see that
1 up, 4y
I'd be down to do it XD
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
But yeah, if he was I'd know and I don't so
1 up, 4y
lol to bad i could have trolled him :(
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Yeah, that
1 up, 4y
XD
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Idk. I really hope he isn't, but I'd be surprosednifnhe hasn't been on here at some point in his life
1 up, 4y
suprised?
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Is he on imgflip?
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Idk. He might, he likes memes
2 ups, 4y
Oof
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
is it me? i think it's probably me, because logically that makes sense, especially since he's never met me XD
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Lol, no
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

u sure?
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Yes.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
so was this guy like ur ex or sum?
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Unfortualnately. Biggest regret of my life
2 ups, 4y,
3 replies
ok so let me get this straight

your ex bf came up to you called me hot and ran away to go find me and he's been looking for almost a month and still hasn't found me?
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I really don't know, keller. Everyone told me I was too good for him, but he kept hitting me with lines and seemed genuine about things, and slowly I fell. I wish I could go back and change it, but I can't
1 up, 4y
lol, well at least you now know not to go after some idiot with pickup lines like that XD
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
XD YES
no lol
1 up, 4y
XD
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
And this was before we dated
2 ups, 4y
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

and you . . . just wut, WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
I'd be down to watch y'all mess with him
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
lol if he ever gets on tell me XD
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Of course
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
lol thanks dude
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
No problem, bro/grandson
Btw I stole your grandpa's sunglasses( he has ten other pairs, he'll be fine but people disagree)
1 up, 4y
XD, I'm chill with it
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HEY, A NEW STUDY CAME OUT THAT PEOPLE'S PUPILS GET BIGGER AROUND SOMEONE THEY LOVE; CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY THAT HAPPENS WITH YOU?