1. Hyperventilating from her own flatulence, a raging case of which has been brought on by eating enough Goya beans daily to replace 10 Hyspanical families on the boycott.
2. Remember Psycho with the mummified ma in the basement? Welcome to Mama Snare.
3. Or the outhouse, with cousin Leon DuVonte kicking at the door.
4. Typing harnessed up a tree ain't what is used to be.
It's Friday night, do you know what aisle of the liquor store can you find Timbersnare?