CAUSE WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BLUE CHECKMARKS; JUMP ON EVERY RIGHTWINGER, LEAVING SNIDE REMARKS; I'LL BITCH ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DONALD TRUMP TWEET; AND I WON'T STAY SKINNY, CAUSE I WON'T STOP EAT; AND I'LL RETWEET EVERY FAMOUS LEFTWING STAR; WHILE BEING SMUG ABOUT MY HYBRID CAR; I'LL SHOW EVERYBODY HOW MUCH I CARE; HARP ON EVERY FOX NEWS ANCHOR WITH THE BLEACH BLONDE HAIR; AND I'LL HANG OUT WITH OTHER LIBS ON ZOOM; AND DEFEND HATEFUL THINGS MUSLIMS SAY ABOUT JEWS; SOROS WILL GET ME ANYTHING WITH HIS EVIL SMILE; AND I'LL DEFEND CENK'S ARMENIAN GENOCIDE DENIAL; WELL, HEY HEY, I WANNA BE A BLUE CHECKMARK