Mmm-

The Usual

Y e s

Tacos
Children
The souls of my enemies
Watermelon
You know
The usual

How much children will 200 USD get meh

6.66

I'll take em *throws money at you*

Ok *hands you 6⅔ children*

Thank you sir *puts in bag*

They are already bagged

I double bagged them
I don't want the blood staining my clothes

Ah
Good thinking

Thanks

No problem

She's a cannibal

ok

How much Children u ordering? Cuz I ordered em all

I have my own business, 30 USD per child

Thats too expensive man, 50 cents is what their lives are normally worth

I only sell quality children

Hmmmm, where they from? The Abortion Surviver Center or the Adoption Center?

Neither

Screw it, I'll take all your kids, how much is it?

I don't want to sell all of them at once, it's risky finding new ones with Covid-19, but how much money do you have?

Let's just say around 300 bucks

Alright, *hands you a bag with 10 children*

I'll take some more please

How much are you willing to pay? I also stock adults now too, 60 USD each

I need some for.the family do I'll take 3 adults and 5 children

That'll be 330 USD, would you like to pay cash or credit?

Credit please

Ok *swipes your credit card*
*Hands you a box with 3 adults and 5 children*

Thank you

Np

...

Lol.

Lol

Do you really want to know what they're eating?!

Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

XDDDDDDD