How's your mom? Well she got a triple bypass last month, and 2 weeks after she recovered from that she got a heart attack, then she discovered the black market and started selling drugs on there until she got discovered and she had to go to Canada, where she took up this job as a prostitute, but then she got drunk and decided to rob a bank with a pogo stick, but she was arrested and deported back to America where she got sentenced to 15 years in the state penitentiary, but while in prison she sexually assaulted all the guys in the prison, causing her to get another 25 years.