Mom told me not to play with my food...

I guess after I kiwi them all, I gotta berry them.
Then I'll install this new apple on my phone, so I can mislead those PEA-brains.
And then I'll flee with a boatato to Turkey. You cannot pint me there.
I've dispatched a lot of okras in the sea to hunt anyone foolish enough to follow me.
If you still menace to catch me, ice cream!

Yeah, it can be hard to ketchup the puns in that comment, eh?
It's bean a challenge to write all that.

Yes

I’m gonna ketchup and cashew durian ur trip to Turkey and impeach you and you’ll beef thrown into jail. You butter behave if you donut want it to happen again.

Before you ketchup with me, I'll have left Turkey and be in Hamburger. The clues where to pint me will be cheesy at best. I am a Guinness at hiding, you know. And where a beer guards my hiding place, I'm getting a kiss from my honey, and U'll make love to her under the light of the moon pie, sushi really will make me feel great.
You're be herring nothing of me. Nobody knows where we'll be, so nobody can leek information to you. I guess I did the wurst to you.
Meanwhile I'm gonna download some stuff about you on my pear to pear network, while my honey rubs my food gently.

U'll = I'll (damn two letter next to each other and lack of edit mode)...

😂😂😂 good “pear to pear network”

I’ll arrive berry, berry soon beef-ore you get to Turkey and hire a Date-tective to use his skillets to track u down with clues and in-Tarragon-tions and put together each pizza clues. So get bready to say Gouda bye to Turkey after we pint u. We will keep you olive, but butter not do that egg-gain or else the wurst punish-mentos is going to kum-quat: artichoking. That’ll peach u a lettuce-son.

Big words.... You'll probably chicken out. My ally fries you for sure. I'll be in my Roquefort where the walls cannot be penetrated. It was designed by eggheads. I did a lot of studies on cavemen who live in tripes. My flight might have been a CHOColate for you, egg-gain. Where my fort is... Not gonna give you a barbeclue. I pea in your general direction.
I also have a bananaloon ready for a quick escape.
I'll soy.... byebye....

Ok let’s stop, these puns are getting out of hand and this conversation is just... idk

Hahaha.... As long as nobody takes it seriously and sees it for what it is... Just a funny story full of puns ;)

You don’t get to make that decision here, mortal.

Sure, but at least I am going to stop.

This might go on forever

probably ;)

It's ok if you don't know who Creed is.

This is fine
Go ahead

The 🦌 stops here 🥳🥳🥳 congratulations to all participants

Yeah I make the decision here, not you mortal.

Who said it stopped?!

nyoom

I heard that god said: Do not stop the loop!

Self governed authority which is God

Keep this train going!!!

Ok.

yee

Whats that called?