Forget TV programs made about life in the Artic Circle, come play in the desert.

HOW TO IDENTIFY IF YOU LIVE IN A DESERT; YOU CAN FEEL YOUR EYEBALLS DRYING OUT. COLD FRONTS LOWER AFTERNOON HIGHS TO 100 DEGREES. YOUR SWIMMING POOL EVAPORATES 2 INCHES OF WATER A DAY. FROZEN DINNERS ARE COMPLETELY THAWED BY THE TIME YOU REACH HOME. YOU COULD FILL A FISH TANK BY WRINGING OUT YOUR SWEATY UNDERWEAR. NOTHING MADE OF METAL CAN BE TOUCHED BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 10AM-8PM