Spiders are oppressed

Frankly, I know what a threat they could potentially be. They're like the bug equivalent of the USSR, where numbers are their power. That's why I just let them be, occasionally even leaving some sugar water from a pipette on their webs. When they decide to unite against humanity, I want to be on their good side.

Well if most spiders weren’t so motherf**king go***mned big I would NOT be screaming at them to get lost or get killed! Stupid spiders......-_-

Most spiders don't bother you unless you bother them

Well yes but they still scare the shit out of me.