Kylie Minogue's boyfriend here... ask me anything !!!

Hey at least his junk is covered up, right?

Sounds to me like a dung heap with a small flower bed on top of it 😜

love you !!! kylie...

You don’t ever f**king give up do you. Got to admit, you lasted a while, but adios motherf**ker

lol

How does it feel to be wearing the panties of an almost- not quite-who-is-she-Popstar?

Excellent question, thank you !!! Admittedly when I put on the first pair of her panties, I did catch every STD known to man as well as some previously undiscovered ones, but as we all know, that's part of the risk of dating my boo, Kylie Minogue. There isn't a day that I don't catch some sort of herpes/syphillus/AIDS flare up, but I put on my best panty smile for her and it makes her day which makes mine.

Your devotion to her after such a traumatic first impression is so sweet.

Well when you get to my age, admittedly you don't have many options for dating no matter how many sexy selfies you post on Imgflip !!! But I don't want to sound like I'm settling, no no !!! We have so much we love about each other... I love how Kylie has so much experience, she can find countless ways to pleasure me even I had no idea about !!! As for Kylie, she loves my big salami, and let's face it, who doesn't ??? Thanks again Kate for asking !!!

Well, I didn't ask about your salami but um ok. Glad Ms. Monogue is able to make you so happy.

sure, the com mods’ll allow it ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

He probably approved it.

meh, at least they say that some of his imgs don’t violate the terms but ok :v

It's Rubbish