Be Like Bill

Cannibalise him

ok

Then dance on his organs screaming get noob

GET NOOB

*Raises Taser* 3 2 1

Sh*t

*Fires* A 5 minute serve in jail will do fine with you. *Drags into the police station jail cell*

Wth man

*Let's you out* Dont be breaking the law again

No promises

so...can YOU save him cause if not I'm gonna sue u and act as bosses lawyer because at least he actually tried to help bill and make good use of his dead body!

Also, dancing on organs is defileling a dead body. Which is an actual crime in real life.

fine

Oof

Yes big oof

GET NOOB BILL

I would, but the law prohibits me from doing so.

I technically didn't break the law because he was already ded

Read my other reply

Hey Bill is my property I bought him and used him as a dance mat

yaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

I'm too damn tired and besides, he ain't doin nothing running away from a cop during a conversation

He wasn't a human he was an alien

Then how would you know the alien was a 'he'...

Second you said cannibalize him, which I assume you are human, and canniblization is eating one of your own. So he couldn't be an alien

bam

logic

un condoned cannibalization

I saw the p**is

r/cursedcomments

Reddit.com/r/cursedcomments

I am an alien too

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. But u are still eligible for accusation of defileling a corpse

So if a dog ate another dog and danced on that dogs body you would arrest him?

Hmmm, fair. I cant really arrest a dog, cause laws only apply to of humans. And if ur an alien, then you wouldn't classify as a person breaking the law, but I would have to turn you in to the government for research and analysis cause the government wants an intact and alive alien... nobody wins here

And it's in our culture to cannibalise the dead

Nobody Wins Here. Bout this, I'll give you 100 bucks, your own chance to taze me, and we'll just shut up about this.

i like this idea

this never happened...

Alright

*Gives Moneys, And One Tazer Shot* Hit me

*sets taser to full blast*

*tases*

Reeeeeee, *Stands up despite the pain*, *Takes Tazer Back Afterwards* I'll be seeing ya, good luck out there

there...done...now...we run!!!! *runs the f**k out of there*

I was trying to get on cursed comments dammit

gasp!!

*Summons Inner Canadian* Sorry

sall good

exactly...so you cant put him in jail for buying bill from me and using him as a dance mat byotch

hes dead........he dont know that we be vibin and dancin on him

But you can't own someone. And as one of my previous comments, defileling a corpse is against the law in real life...

Why did you run away

Yup seeya

because we gon get busted by the other cops for bribery...duh!

So I didn't break the law ha!

I need proof

Receipt and papers

Second, you can't own a person... its against the law nowadays

No I bought the dead body

You can't own a dead body...

*runs*

BEYOTCH

I'm not even gonna bother going after you

Ok

boi

*Gives 1000 dollars* Buy a new one

Ok I'll go to my eye doctor and buy some

I'll let you go and forget our pass troubles for now

Oj

Ok

Btw my glasses broke when you tased me and I can't even see

Mk

exactly..people are so dumb right?

no offense trooper

*shows receipt*

Soni can sue you

So i

ok....will do