I’m good at being good. I’m a certified dank memer. One time I did I triple backflip off a four story building onto concrete. I have experience in internet trolling, conversation stalking, and I hate too many things to put in a list.

Fair, fair welcome to the academy. *Gives Tazer* Welcome to the force Cadet

Plus you spelled taser wrong

Ahh, yes I tend to use Taze as the noun and Taser as the verb, but its said by the public that it is vice-versa... i need to change my habit.

But people mix them up very frequently

Umm alright. But what’s the image for?

Oh, the part in your resume where you said: "I’m good at being good". You were technically correct.

Oh, lol it’s true

Also did you mean taser or stun gun? Both are very similar and mixed up all the time

Taser, more practical in situations when most of the time you are just arriving on scenes. But if you do get assigned to the building security team then you would be assigned a stun gun.

Do you know the difference?

Yeah, one can only be applied by direct contact and one can be fired at range to stun. Stun guns and Tasers respectively

And which one is fired from a range?

Tasers

And how many google searches did you need for this information?
Be honest

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UjSAb1a3CMM

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Well they’re not that similar in reality

I know how to use the weapons, I have a K-9 partner. I would like to protect people from danger.

Thats good enough, *Issues papers for your K-9 and a Tazer* you can do basic stuff for now, training is gonna start in a day or two to climb up the ranks.

ok thanks

what position am i?

I assume Cadet currently

k thanks

Cadet! Here is your first test it is only 3 questions:

Number 1: 1 + 1 = ?
Number 2: 2 + 2 = ?
Number 3: In Rules Of Engagement Do You Fire At The Enemy First In A Battle, Or Hold Fire Till The Enemy Starts Firing.

1. 2
2. 4
3. hold fire till enemy starts firing

Well tf done, you get your bullet proof vest, a Pistol and good day Police Officer Prince_of_Demons.

thank you

dude, I signed up and nobody approved it.

I am strong enough to bring down a high schooler(did that when I WAS 8 YEARS OLD) Able to roast the living crap out of people. Certified Unicorn, and really good at lying to other people and fake being a different person.

I'm a professional memer, rocket launcher maker, animal pet store owner. Once I blasted a guy driving a white van with a rocket launcher.

Bet you don’t know the first thing about RPGs. You probably even have to look up what it means

Bruh

What does RPG mean

Weapon: Rocket Propelled Grenade

no u

?

I don't need to search it up. It's a bit hard to explain though.

I have a extensive knowledge on weaponry. My OC whom I have named myself after is a SpecOps operative for the Halo UNSC. I have my own vehicle and weaponry.

Bruh imagine being this much of a f**king halo fan

We have a stream dedicated to it. And I am a halo fan too, but u probably don't care and didn't ask...

XD

You’re a bit late to the party, no wonder you have no friends.

the war is over mate

The war is over now shut it with Dutch

So when he does something it’s ok but when I do it you care?

I don't receive any news with either Ship or You about Dutch harrasing, but the other way around? Yeah I receive news, and in this argument, it seems like you insulted him first AFTER the peace treaty was already announced to you.

He prolly watched his dad swear his whole vocabulary at COD or halo and decided to be him

Says the one who has been removed from about every single stream as a mod

Says the fake 8 year old soldier

Welp, I can't argue with your resume. Welcome to the force Cadet *Gives Taser, and Handcuffs*.

*electro gloves activate* No need m8.

Neat, btw just askin, are u irl a kid or not?

No, Why??

I'm stuck between two claims, one from you claiming ur an adult, and one from Ship claiming your a kid.

here

Look at my link smartass

I thought that troopers would have thicker skin ngl

The only thick thing about him is that big ass head

Lmao true

At least im smart, unlike you, all you are is an ass

What link? THe completely irrevelant one?

LOOK AT IT. F**KWAD

Why should i S-116_Dumbass? Its completely irrevelant

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I looked at if f**ker, its a wattpad profile thats completely irrevalant and dodging the situation

Well, I behave like a person, and Ship Karen acts like he is the only thing that matters.

Wow, name calling but with no evidence, why dont you go back to your mommy and cry?

Yes you are