You would think he was a smol child, but now, he's 13

Lol the title tho

Wait
Are we siblings..............

Um, I doubt it.
Do you mean irl or on the imgflip fam?

It was a joke
You described this person as your brother and the description well you know where I am going now

*facepalms* I get it, lol. Sorry you had to explain itXD yeah

Oof

Lol yup

Indeed

HE WOT M8

XD He thinks just about anything is food and he's 13. He remarked to me just this morning that paper tastes really good, doesn't it.

Look, when I was 13, I was much more mature than that! I think his parents need to give him a good talkin'-to... but that's none of my business *sips tea like a left-handed frog*

XD He's had a few very good talking-to's, none of which I was present for, mind you, but he has a good heart and he can be mature when he wants to, but when he's in a mood, or when it involves food...

That actually pretty much sums up every Christian teenage boy ever.

You're so right, lol. Like I can have hard conversations with him one day and then the next day he'll be eating paper

Maybe you should start calling him paper boy whenever you catch him eating paper. That'll get him to stop.

XD Actually, believe it or not, I have not called him paperboy, although he does possess nicknames such as Human Vacum, Baby Elephant who thinks He's a Lapdog, and Tree.

"Get off... you're like a young elephant." - some character from Narnia that I can't remember at the moment, but I think it was the DLF.

Also, I don't know if you moderate the Shrek stream or not, but if you do, I have a meme waiting to be approved.

Oh, okay sure
Oh, shoot, I can't either.

Thanks! I know, it was pretty bad...

HE WOT M8

your brother has had some weird meme made about him XD

He's an interesting dude...
Plus my parents like the memes I make about him, soXD

XD he sounds like he's kinda a legend

he is. but don't tell him I said that. He's too cocky for his own good

I'm cocky too lol, and I won't

XD yeah, I know. And you can't really, so good

he kinda seems like a person who has good taste in books so he would obviously like Harry Potter

Well, he's my bro, so he isn't allowed to read hairy potter and has no desire to. But he does, he takes book suggestions from me.

you know that he's illegally smuggling in those books

Wdym? I meant he does have good taste in books, lol, not that he likes Hairy PotterXD

he is illegally smuggling in harry potter because he knows that it's the best book series out there, (besides Peter Johnson)

He isn't, I would know. I is spy
And you right, except peter jackson isn't as good as LotR.

he is better spy he be hiding it by putting cover of the two towers over harry potter books

Bro, he is borrowing my copy and I constantly check to see what part he's on, it's hard to get it past me.
Plus I constantly have to search his room for my yearbooks, so I'd know if he were hiding something

he keeps them hidden inside his mattress which he cuts open at night and then sows together in the morning

Mm-mm. I check in his mattress(his favorite hiding spot for my yearbooks, believe it or not)

yeah but do you check in your mattress?

I lock my door and windows, how the heck would he get it in there?

he truly is a great spy and often compared to James bond but with harry potter's knowledge of magic because he reads those books

He hasn't seen James Bond yet, but Imma go check my mattress just to be sure

he moves it every 30 minutes though

Not in my mattress, behind my dresser, in my desk, or behind my fish tank. Not even on my shelf(I have no room left on it:()

the fish tank is made up of mirrors to hide the fact that the books are inside

He's asleep rn. Yes, I know this for a fact

did u like wake him up to check XD

He won't wake up. He's impossible to wake up, believe me, I had to help my mom get him into the basement when tornado sirens were going off. He wouldn't wake up if the sky fell on his head.

XD that's like actually me

I literally cleaned it two hours ago. It was a pretty extensive water change, dude, I don't think you could fit any books in there.

uuummmm he has it hidden in the neighbors house

I'm pretty positive he wouldn't.

you're right . . . he wouldn't bury it he keeps it at his friend's houses

He hasn't seen his friends since the start of quarantine, and the only friends he has seen also don't read hairy potter. I know because I'm friends with their older sister.

well then he's buying them online

Bro, he is a good, Christian, sheltered kid how the heck would he have read the hairy potter books in the first place?

I'm I good Christian and I read them! and like maybe at school

I don't think he'd go behind my mom's back, he's brutally honest

oof then maybe somone else in ur family . . .

He has no online devices, dude. The only one he has is the tablet and that's actually one we share, he'd be an idiot to put them on there with my mom going on it too.

well then he has it mailed to him

Um, I do know.

he could bury it

He's not the one who gets the mail, and the only letters he gets are on his birthday, which he opens at the table while my entire family is there

he gets sent owls

my other bro's eleven and- you know if anyone it would be him.
My sisters are too smol so

then maybe your grandpa?

Oh, yeah I have no clue, lol

XD so do I win?

You know, he's an atheist so I wouldn't put it past him.
But he doesn't like fantasy, he's more into crafts stuff, golf and biking, and history.

uuummm then maybe he watches star trek and likes it more than star wars

Bro wut?

after reading Harry Potter he realized he could get the books by an owl

we don't talk with the neighbors.
I gtg, night, and trust me, it's nowhere. He doesn't have it

bbyyeeeee, but still you never know XD

My brother? Or my grandpa?
Cause my brother still hasn't seen Star Trek, he likes Star Wars too much

ur grandpa, and like does he like the sequels?