You would think he was a smol child, but now, he's 13

Wait
Are we siblings..............

Um, I doubt it.
Do you mean irl or on the imgflip fam?

It was a joke
You described this person as your brother and the description well you know where I am going now

*facepalms* I get it, lol. Sorry you had to explain itXD yeah

Oof

Lol yup

Indeed

your brother has had some weird meme made about him XD

He's an interesting dude...
Plus my parents like the memes I make about him, soXD

XD he sounds like he's kinda a legend

he is. but don't tell him I said that. He's too cocky for his own good

I'm cocky too lol, and I won't

XD yeah, I know. And you can't really, so good

he kinda seems like a person who has good taste in books so he would obviously like Harry Potter

Well, he's my bro, so he isn't allowed to read hairy potter and has no desire to. But he does, he takes book suggestions from me.

you know that he's illegally smuggling in those books

I lock my door and windows, how the heck would he get it in there?

he truly is a great spy and often compared to James bond but with harry potter's knowledge of magic because he reads those books

Not in my mattress, behind my dresser, in my desk, or behind my fish tank. Not even on my shelf(I have no room left on it:()

the fish tank is made up of mirrors to hide the fact that the books are inside

He hasn't seen James Bond yet, but Imma go check my mattress just to be sure

he moves it every 30 minutes though

Mm-mm. I check in his mattress(his favorite hiding spot for my yearbooks, believe it or not)

yeah but do you check in your mattress?

Bro, he is borrowing my copy and I constantly check to see what part he's on, it's hard to get it past me.
Plus I constantly have to search his room for my yearbooks, so I'd know if he were hiding something

he keeps them hidden inside his mattress which he cuts open at night and then sows together in the morning

Wdym? I meant he does have good taste in books, lol, not that he likes Hairy PotterXD

he is illegally smuggling in harry potter because he knows that it's the best book series out there, (besides Peter Johnson)

He isn't, I would know. I is spy
And you right, except peter jackson isn't as good as LotR.

he is better spy he be hiding it by putting cover of the two towers over harry potter books

I literally cleaned it two hours ago. It was a pretty extensive water change, dude, I don't think you could fit any books in there.

uuummmm he has it hidden in the neighbors house

He has no online devices, dude. The only one he has is the tablet and that's actually one we share, he'd be an idiot to put them on there with my mom going on it too.

well then he has it mailed to him

He hasn't seen his friends since the start of quarantine, and the only friends he has seen also don't read hairy potter. I know because I'm friends with their older sister.

well then he's buying them online

He's not the one who gets the mail, and the only letters he gets are on his birthday, which he opens at the table while my entire family is there

he gets sent owls

Bro wut?

after reading Harry Potter he realized he could get the books by an owl

Bro, he is a good, Christian, sheltered kid how the heck would he have read the hairy potter books in the first place?

I'm I good Christian and I read them! and like maybe at school

I don't think he'd go behind my mom's back, he's brutally honest

oof then maybe somone else in ur family . . .

my other bro's eleven and- you know if anyone it would be him.
My sisters are too smol so

then maybe your grandpa?

You know, he's an atheist so I wouldn't put it past him.
But he doesn't like fantasy, he's more into crafts stuff, golf and biking, and history.

uuummm then maybe he watches star trek and likes it more than star wars

My brother? Or my grandpa?
Cause my brother still hasn't seen Star Trek, he likes Star Wars too much

ur grandpa, and like does he like the sequels?

Oh, yeah I have no clue, lol

XD so do I win?

we don't talk with the neighbors.
I gtg, night, and trust me, it's nowhere. He doesn't have it

bbyyeeeee, but still you never know XD

Um, I do know.

he could bury it

I'm pretty positive he wouldn't.

you're right . . . he wouldn't bury it he keeps it at his friend's houses

He's asleep rn. Yes, I know this for a fact

did u like wake him up to check XD

He won't wake up. He's impossible to wake up, believe me, I had to help my mom get him into the basement when tornado sirens were going off. He wouldn't wake up if the sky fell on his head.

XD that's like actually me