May I have a moment?

Yes.

i if eat a chair with book, would king george play ps4

Dafuq did I just read?

i dunno

*Security Walks In* Excuse me what the f**k is going on. (I'm not really security, but nobody answered my request so im just staying here as security)

Roger, but they better not get in my way, I'm the school's security

The MPs are under orders not to talk unless spoken too.

alright why did you give guns out

'old up, the Tiger tanks I have deployed are remote controlled from the PLAIF HQ.

well someone gave out guns and some people are now revolting

Tiger's are ready for action, where? Note, the tanks will use only stun rounds and flashbangs

*takes away guns* *pretends to start firing* there it is good

Sgt.: WTF?