I SWEAR THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
AS SOON AS TRUMP LEFT TULSA AT 10:15, WE
HAD THE BIGGEST EARTHQUAKE IN YEARS HERE. NLG; I'M NOT AN EXPERT ON SIGNS, BUT
THAT IS A PRETTY CLEAR ONE. I THINK
IT WAS TULSA SHUDDERING IN RELIEF. *(PICTURE MAY POSSIBLY BE A TRUMP-LEVEL EXAGGERATION. DEFINITELY FAKE NEWS.)