Can I be Security Pls

not yet

I have an idea for security: Whenever trolls or bullies come into the stream the Security will do their thing.

yeah, seems legit, I would be glad to do that.

Mkay, tell me when pls

when the school gets out of debt

Aight since no one answered me request imma just chill here taking the role of 'security' and deal with bullies, trollers, etc.

anonymously.deleted hires everyone here are the keys to the tank and car *gives keys*

*Grabs Keys*, aight time to see if there is anything illegal in the tank

here are the nuclear weapons *gives weapons* shoot it at any kid that is late by 0000000000.1 nanoseconds

*Grabs weapons, and puts into in satchel* I'm sure that's illegal, but I'll give them a warning instead

ok

Wym, the county ain't providing them with funds?

The county is broke and The_Real_Rick_Astley pulled out so right now we are relying on onion bo... BREAKING NEWS: ONION BOT HAS PREDICTED THE FUTURE FIR THE 7373737337 TIME IN A ROW ... just wait for anonymously.deleted to approve because we are now rich

Aight, the wait begins