Happy birthday Mr President

Ridiculous. trump would make most people's anuses dirtier.

Yes, Trump has soiled everything he touches

I think the hand size on that doll are actual life size!

Stormy says micro hands

yeti pubes and smelled like dirty diaper

Yeti pubes? Lol
Never heard that one
First time for everything

from her book, "She describes Trump’s p**is as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual p**is,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f**ked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart …

Wow, to much information.
Stormy, is it worth the money?

$130k to f**k the retard, she said it wasnt worth it

The religious Right, praising God that he delivered Trump to them
If the preverbal shtf? Going to be a lot of disappointed televangelist standing around wondering why they hadn’t been raptured

someone deleted my comment lmao

sad af

honestly toejoe is the type of person not to recognize a toilet brush and instead call it a anus cleaner {0_0}