Good luck everyone... Its a hard class...

I'm the grammar teacher...

Grammar isn't writing. I know that cuz my English teacher does no literature or writing or vocabulary. Its all grammar... But if you want I could give it up to you...

No, it's fine!

I will ace this class then:p

Omg me too!!! I really want to be an actress but its not gonna happen. But I might direct... or not... I have no clue... so far my goal in life is to get married, have a fam, live on a farm with my friend, and be an author....

XD ME too!!!! Like literally exactly actually...I'm doing a writing program rn and working on my book series and a book I'm writing with my friend. I've always wanted to live on a farm, lol. I mean, imgflip wise it looks like that dream is kinda there, the zoo, I'm getting married, you're living with meXD

Im not doing anything as fancy as a writing program. I just happen to have a billion and one ideas in my head swirling, and I want to get published... if I ever write them down... And yeah. My friend lives on a farm now so she knows how to do it. She was also researching with her dad what makes money... So im set!

XD that's awesome!! And I can relate to a billion and one ideas, there's a few lines in Hamilton that I can totally relate too. (there's a million things I haven't done but just you wait, and why do you write like you're running out of time)

cool! But that's my fantasy idea. Prob isn't gonna happen. I dont rlly know what im gonna do. I also pondered doing a cooking show!

Lol, never say it won't, you can't know for sure. And lol, when I was little I wanted to be a baker, but I'd never be able to do a cooking show

yeah I just want to host one and eat the food!

XD noice

Lets go with a classic. I dont teach literature, but it has good writing skills. Read Macbeth. And tell me the first line without looking at it

I've already read Macbeth, I don't know the first line by heart, but it's something the three witches say, right?

"Bubble bubble toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble...'" Or somethignlike that.
If youve read it already, then read hamlet

Okay. I have it at home, but I'll look up a pdf.

Great! (p.s. all I know of hamlet is the lion king...)

XD I know a bit more, but that's cause I'm also a theater nerd along with a book nerd

I know some theatre... Like Wicked, Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat, and some Les Miserables. Never watched any on broadway, but my parents and siblings have so I know all the songs

YES!!! I love all three. I've only seen Hamilton, but not on Broadway, and I've seen Joseph at a high school, but it was really well done. I've seen bootlegs of Les Mis and Wicked, does that count?

No clue. I only saw Joseph on a video. But I know all the songs by heart. My sister went to see wicked this year. I really want to go to a broadway show when im in colllege...

Yeah, same. I want to be in one or direct one. Or both. Or write one! That'd be cool!

Oh yeah, what does supercalifragilisticexpialidocious mean?

It's a word to say when you don't know what to say, expressing extreme shock or awe.

Oooh. Impressive. Unless you looked it up. Now how do you say in one word, someone who uses large words?

No, of course not. Mmm, that one I can't remember, is it multisyllabilistic? Something like that

Finally! I win!
Its sesquipedalian.

*kicks stone on the ground* Alright, Ms. Puppylover(hehehe)

Exuse me. Its PROFESSOR Puppy! Do you want to go see the principal?

Fine, Professor Puppy. No, I don't.

Good. Now turn to your book and read chapter 1.

Which book? The tempting one on my desk or the giant textbook I left in my locker...