For real, a pig tried to ram me today. He got just close enough that I felt his tusks across my skin

For real? Yeah, that's gotta hurt. Get better man...

Yeah, the big guy was walking down the street bugging my dogs. At first, he pretty nice, I gave some food and got animal control to get ahold of his owner. However, as time passed and we waited for him to show up, the pig decided it was going to keep waiting. After an hour, it decided to bolt down the street into another neighbor's yard.

I tried my best to keep up with it and again it didn't seem to be bothered by me until out of nowhere it decided to turn around and go full charge. I must have jumped a good ten feet out of the way. So fast, one of my shoes fell off, but fast enough as I felt the tusk hit my leg. Luckily he didn't rip any flesh, but that probably goes to leave one heck of a bruise.

Oh yeah, chasing after a pig is gonna make sure it charges you. I feel bad for ya, having to learn it the hard way.

The funniest part for me was the owner finally arriving only after I pick myself off the ground. I was like, "Yeah, you couldn't have driven here just a bit faster."

No, no owner from here. The owner of the pig took his sweet time getting to me.