29 YEARS OLD, VIRGIN, NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND OR BEEN ON A DATE, NEVER INTENTIONALLY EJACULATED, ONLY WORKED AT ONE PLACE, A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT, FOR ENTIRE LIFE, AUTISTIC, KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A PEDOPHILE (NOT IN THIS PHOTO), NO FRIENDS, NO LIFE, NO DEGREE, OCCUPATIONAL SKILLS AWARD OR COLLEGE CERTIFICATE, TURNED DOWN MOVIE ROLE THAT WOULD PAY SIX FIGURES, UNORIGINAL NAME (FIRST AND MIDDLE NAME CHOSEN AFTER FATHER AND GRANDFATHER, RESPECTIVELY), DOESN'T TALK TO GIRLS OUTSIDE OF WORK, DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO DAD'S FIRST WIFE (BIOLOGICAL MOTHER) AT TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OF AGE, STARTED COLLEGE TWELVE YEARS AGO AND STILL DOESN'T HAVE A DEGREE, WEIRD VOICE, MAKES LESS THAN $25,000 A YEAR, BESIDES CURRENT JOB, ONLY EVER APPLIED TO ONE OTHER PLACE, DESPITE EVERYTHING, ACTUALLY THINKS I'M A NORMAL PERSON; IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?